Squeewatch (warning – contains squee)

It's been a long time since I had a bloomin' good old fashioned squee in my blog. Mainly because as soon as I began acting like a recycled teenager I shifted my rock star squee to its own special spot. That was fine until a huge great bolt of squee hit me when I didn't expect it. Why didn't I expect it? Well, he's not a rock star, he doesn't have huge great floofy hair, and when I first clapped eyes on him, I thought he was an offensive chauvinist pig. Then I saw him reverse his Cortina down an alley with a bacon butty dangling out of his mouth. I was hit by the second raise of his eyebrows. Yes, count me among the ranks of women around the world asking... Gene Hunt... why does he drive me crazy?